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November 30, 2008

But preferably alive….

The Wolfpack Press needs sportswriters.  Contact Ms. J or Frannie Sprouls if you are ready for the fame, glory and celebrity that accompanies sports writing for the Wolfpack Press.  Applicants must be over sixteen years old and like fun and games.  Company car, competitive salary, retirement package, health insurance, child care, 10,000 dollar hiring bonus, free meals at all you can eat buffets, private office with windows, your own pony … that is just a short list of the perks not provided for Wolfpack journalists, but don’t let that discourage you.  Contact Ms. J today in Room 202.

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